The Ilengist Protectorate of Fallen Titanopolis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by First Friend of the Ileng with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and lack of airports. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 25.797 billion Fallen Titanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjanja. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fallen Titanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,565 trillion Ileng Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 332,040 Ileng Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Kjanja for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Fallen Titanopolis's national animal is the Ilengized Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ilengism.

Fallen Titanopolis is ranked 285,480^th in the world and 55^th in Confederacy of Allied States for Safest, scoring 3.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.